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I'm probably gonna to burn for this // Ain't no lesson to learn from this // There's nothing I'ma earn // But it sure is fun.

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That's MR. PARANOID to you chumps.

Posted by Proteas - September 15th, 2007


Look out your window. You see those clouds?

Those aren't clouds.

They're really just alien battleships from another galaxy, cleverly disguised as clouds so they can monitor our every move, and our very way of life. They've always been there, they always will be, because you see... by watching us for so long, they have learned it best not to get entangled with the human race if they can avoid it. They know better; they saw the Alien Autopsy tape, they know we have a fascination with conspiracy theories and area 51, and they know that to touch down and introduce themselves would cause never ending chaos and violence... something we humans seem to be truly adept to causing at the drop of a hat for some reason.

So just sit back, continue with your lives like there's really nothing going on. And the next time you go cloud gazing, just remember... it may not be a coincedance that that one particular cloud just so happens to look like a bunny rabbit.


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I knew it all along.

No way. So all those "clouds are water" lectures were FALSE?
Are teachers on the alien's side? :O
I KNEW IT! MY OLD SCIENCE TEACHER'S AN ALIEN!

Clouds are water? HA! Not only are they not water, that's not even rain! That's just them collectively emptying their warship's septic systems on us for shits and giggles... they secretly revel in the fact that so many people down here have been influence to write songs, poetry, movies, and hing our agriculture industry on what essentially amounts to nothing more than the world's biggest golden shower porno.

i make clouds in my bed

holy fricken god, someone who understands me, wanna go sing there national anthem for what they do, they let us think there here when they are but we then think there not and then we hurt each other and throw grenades and BLAM!!! they go aahead, bein bunnies and horsies, things that make us happy, and then, they attack. thank you for your time, happy ghostmas!!!!!!!!!

You need serious professional help, man.

right--and that camera in your bedroom, is totally the government.

<_<

>_>

o.. o i c

w8 rly

You are exactly like my freind sean dandurand. Lol. Doom doom doom doom... TACOS!!! I WILL NOW SEND YOU TO A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Best show ever...

Lets be friends with the aliens!

lucky i kept a screen copy of your simpsonized you. i posted it on my ceiling. i like to make love to simpsons you everyday. <3 kekekekeke

I never made a simpsonized version of me. I've got a south park verse of me, but that's about it...

Unfortunately for Tony, *I* have a REAL picture of Proteas and his sexy self. ;-)

*blush*

I got kidnapped by an alien 5 years ago. It Shouldn't be traumatizing as they say it is, but i got kidnapped by a gay alien...
My butt still hurts today.

<Censored>

Happy new year Proteas!!

doo di doo doo di doo

hav a happy 2008 hope ya do well

I felt a comment would be nice at this moment in time.

;

Mwehehe. Your Ozzy chibi pic is made of WIN!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/
view/273499

:-D

Can I have some of what your smoking?

Now. I must kill you, and every other person who read this post. This is top secret stuff you know!

I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!

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