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Proteas

Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Trapped Under Ice

You are here only by my permission, and I can make your head explode at any time I so choose.

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Proteas

That's MR. PARANOID to you chumps.

Posted by Proteas Sep. 15, 2007 @ 6:58 PM EDT

Look out your window. You see those clouds?

Those aren't clouds.

They're really just alien battleships from another galaxy, cleverly disguised as clouds so they can monitor our every move, and our very way of life. They've always been there, they always will be, because you see... by watching us for so long, they have learned it best not to get entangled with the human race if they can avoid it. They know better; they saw the Alien Autopsy tape, they know we have a fascination with conspiracy theories and area 51, and they know that to touch down and introduce themselves would cause never ending chaos and violence... something we humans seem to be truly adept to causing at the drop of a hat for some reason.

So just sit back, continue with your lives like there's really nothing going on. And the next time you go cloud gazing, just remember... it may not be a coincedance that that one particular cloud just so happens to look like a bunny rabbit.

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Sep. 15, 2007 | 10:31 PM Der-Lowe says:

I knew it all along.

Sep. 16, 2007 | 12:23 AM Rig says:

No way. So all those "clouds are water" lectures were FALSE?
Are teachers on the alien's side? :O
I KNEW IT! MY OLD SCIENCE TEACHER'S AN ALIEN!

Sep. 21, 2007 | 6:33 PM Proteas responds:

Clouds are water? HA! Not only are they not water, that's not even rain! That's just them collectively emptying their warship's septic systems on us for shits and giggles... they secretly revel in the fact that so many people down here have been influence to write songs, poetry, movies, and hing our agriculture industry on what essentially amounts to nothing more than the world's biggest golden shower porno.

Sep. 18, 2007 | 11:42 AM tony4moroney says:

i make clouds in my bed

Oct. 21, 2007 | 9:15 PM smicothegreat says:

holy fricken god, someone who understands me, wanna go sing there national anthem for what they do, they let us think there here when they are but we then think there not and then we hurt each other and throw grenades and BLAM!!! they go aahead, bein bunnies and horsies, things that make us happy, and then, they attack. thank you for your time, happy ghostmas!!!!!!!!!

Oct. 21, 2007 | 9:22 PM Proteas responds:

You need serious professional help, man.

Oct. 21, 2007 | 9:22 PM SevenSeize says:

right--and that camera in your bedroom, is totally the government.

<_<

>_>

Oct. 23, 2007 | 1:22 PM LOLZILLA says:

Clouds are cute! XD

Oct. 24, 2007 | 10:36 PM jfella91 says:

o.. o i c

Oct. 24, 2007 | 10:36 PM jfella91 says:

w8 rly

Nov. 14, 2007 | 5:10 PM FatKidWitAJetPak says:

You are exactly like my freind sean dandurand. Lol. Doom doom doom doom... TACOS!!! I WILL NOW SEND YOU TO A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Best show ever...

Nov. 14, 2007 | 6:27 PM CaptainChip says:

Lets be friends with the aliens!

Nov. 16, 2007 | 3:40 PM tony4moroney says:

lucky i kept a screen copy of your simpsonized you. i posted it on my ceiling. i like to make love to simpsons you everyday. <3 kekekekeke

Nov. 17, 2007 | 12:42 PM Proteas responds:

I never made a simpsonized version of me. I've got a south park verse of me, but that's about it...

Nov. 21, 2007 | 12:11 PM SevenSeize says:

Unfortunately for Tony, *I* have a REAL picture of Proteas and his sexy self. ;-)

Nov. 24, 2007 | 9:44 PM Proteas responds:

*blush*

Nov. 24, 2007 | 9:28 PM DarkWizard1992 says:

I got kidnapped by an alien 5 years ago. It Shouldn't be traumatizing as they say it is, but i got kidnapped by a gay alien...
My butt still hurts today.

Dec. 3, 2007 | 7:42 PM liquidfire666 says:

Have u seen any doctors latley maybe r u on some kind of medication?

Dec. 5, 2007 | 11:32 AM Vert says:

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Dec. 31, 2007 | 10:00 PM DarkWizard1992 says:

Happy new year Proteas!!

Jan. 4, 2008 | 10:01 PM Zergzealot says:

doo di doo doo di doo

Jan. 5, 2008 | 8:05 PM idiot-buster says:

hav a happy 2008 hope ya do well

Jan. 31, 2008 | 9:51 PM reviewer-general says:

I felt a comment would be nice at this moment in time.

;

Feb. 11, 2008 | 3:22 PM DarkWizard1992 says:

Mwehehe. Your Ozzy chibi pic is made of WIN!

Feb. 12, 2008 | 2:36 PM Proteas responds:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/
view/273499

:-D

Feb. 16, 2008 | 5:56 PM EndGameOmega says:

Can I have some of what your smoking?

Mar. 13, 2008 | 7:34 PM MrOctopi says:

Now. I must kill you, and every other person who read this post. This is top secret stuff you know!

Mar. 13, 2008 | 10:30 PM Proteas responds:

I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!

Mar. 29, 2008 | 11:45 PM Der-Lowe says:

I want MOAR paranoia.

Apr. 7, 2008 | 3:30 PM Lorkas says:

Since when are you a mod?

Apr. 28, 2008 | 1:11 AM Natalia777 says:

I love you

Apr. 30, 2008 | 1:52 AM Leistungsfahigsten says:

I hated that movie.

May. 6, 2008 | 9:11 PM SevenSeize says:

I want a new blog post please.

Also, <3

May. 24, 2008 | 8:10 PM Der-Lowe says:

How did I get here? O_o

Jun. 14, 2008 | 12:56 PM X-Gary-Gigax-X says:

usrui inr

Jun. 18, 2008 | 12:08 AM SevenSeize says:

I <3 u

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