Score: 7

"... what the fuck, dude?"

submission: Fly Sucker & Toad Licker

date: November 8, 2007

You've put out some weird cartoons in the 8 or 9 years I've been a fan of your work, man, but this takes the cake. I was at least expecting Spanishfli to show up and kick SOMEONE'S ass in this tooon.

Score: 8

"You need therapy..."

submission: I Love Kids

date: October 19, 2007

Coming from someone who has a long family and personal history with mental illness, I am taking this opprotunity to say that you are in need of serious professional help.

But, then again, I did give you 8 stars, so that doesn't say much about me. :-)

Score: 9

"I knew that name sounded familiar..."

submission: Miss Dynamite XIX

date: March 10, 2006

I've been watching your toons off and on for quite some time, looking at the artwork going "Damn this style looks familiar." When I looked at your website and saw all the assorted adult artwork, I slapped myself and went "WEAKCUM!!!!!" >:-D~

Anyway... I like your cartoons. They're irreverent, funny, and the animation style rocks. Keep up the good work man.

Score: 7

"It's all right..."

submission: The HATTA's Rant

date: January 14, 2006

I think this is an okay cartoon all around, but you know what I miss? The old gag cartoons, like "Inner Demons" or "The Wallet."

I've skimmed a few of the reviews, and I just have to say one thing; this double standard bullshit has to stop. If Carlos Mencia or Bernie Mac were to say anything Illwillpress had the Hatta say in this cartoon, you people would be laughing your ass off. But no, because it comes from a white American male, you people automatically piss yourself and start playing the race card. For shame.

Score: 6

"S'all right."

submission: stream of consciousness

date: August 15, 2005

This is still better than 99% of the other bullshit that's been submitted today...

Score: 7

"That's pretty nifty."

submission: the NG Calculator

date: August 9, 2005

Pretty interesting flash you have there... I am worth $123.32. WOOT!!

You know what would be pretty interesting as far as a NG calculator goes? One that would figure out how long it would take you (seriously) to get to lvl 30 in experience points or therabout. Just something to consider.

Score: 8

"I think I'm in love. =^_^="

submission: Lilium

date: June 11, 2005

I could watch this cartoon for hours, regaurdless of the plot line. I'm absolutely in love with your drawing style, it's so smooth... and original no less. If I ever get half as good as you in my own drawing style, I'll die happy.

Other than that, this cartoon fuckin RAWRKED. I'm giving it a five, and it's going in my number one spot when top entry June voting rolls around. Good work man.

Score: 1

"????????"

submission: The Epic Adventure

date: June 5, 2005

What the hell is this, Some kind of pitiful excuse for a joke? It makes absolutly no freaking sense. The audio quality is crappy, the "animation" in the movie is pitiful, the overall file size for a flash this lacking in animation is REDICULOUS, and the razor blade at the end of the movie WAS FUCKING DULL!!!

How many awful flash maker's does it take to put out a minute and a half of pure shite? THREE MORE THAN NEEDED.

Score: 0

"Atrocious"

submission: NGs' Guide to the BBS!

date: March 15, 2005

The purpose of the Newgrounds Flash portal is to submit entertaining flash cartoons. This was neither a cartoon, nor entertaining, it's just an excercise to show off the fact that you know how to make a "forward" command in Flash.

The majority of the information you glossed over/condensed/weeded out to suit your views already exists in G-Bot's post on the BBS rules. I doubt anyone will actually go looking for this movie seeing as how G-Bot's post on forum conduct is nailed to the wall in every forum on this site. Just look for the thing that says "READ THIS FIRST. <---- This means you new people!"

Overall, I give this bandwidth wasting excuse of movie two thumbs down, and a fart.

Score: 10

"OH MY GOD!!!"

submission: 3 Slipknot fairys

date: November 24, 2004

*falls out in the floor laughing*