Score: 6

"Good Game, Nice Concept..."

submission: MagnetiBall

date: August 6, 2009

But flawed in execution. Namely, the resolution at which you have to play the game in order to get access to all the necessary parts of the game. If you run a 1024_768 screen resolution (or a 1366_768) part of the game itself is chopped off by the newgrounds window. So at level four, you can't see the two magnets off to the side in order to access them. You have to download the game itself and run it seperately in order to play it right.

That, and the annoyingly repetitive music really killed it for me.

Score: 10

"Good Cartoon, but..."

submission: $00pah NiN10Doh!

date: July 23, 2009

You've got real names listed in the cartoon for crediting the authors, and profile names listed in the credits on the page itself. So for artists like Pikanjo, Renshu, Seizure Demon, and so on... you have a hard time figuring out who actually did what in the cartoon.

Example; the Pokemon Snap scenes are credited to Richie Zerbes, but no actual account name is given. A little snooping shows that Richie Zerbes is actually Pikanjo.

Score: 10

"Excellent"

submission: Thing-Thing Arena 3

date: April 7, 2009

Great graphics, great replay value, and a good tribute to the side-scrolling shooters of days gone by (Contra).

My only complaint; no chainsaw. IT NEEDS A CHAINSAW.

Score: 10

"What planet was I on...."

submission: Mario-Combat

date: January 14, 2009

... when this game was on the front page?

Dude, this thing fucking ROCKS, make more!!

Score: 7

"... what the fuck, dude?"

submission: Fly Sucker & Toad Licker

date: November 8, 2007

You've put out some weird cartoons in the 8 or 9 years I've been a fan of your work, man, but this takes the cake. I was at least expecting Spanishfli to show up and kick SOMEONE'S ass in this tooon.

Score: 8

"You need therapy..."

submission: I Love Kids

date: October 19, 2007

Coming from someone who has a long family and personal history with mental illness, I am taking this opprotunity to say that you are in need of serious professional help.

But, then again, I did give you 8 stars, so that doesn't say much about me. :-)

Score: 9

"I knew that name sounded familiar..."

submission: Miss Dynamite XIX

date: March 10, 2006

I've been watching your toons off and on for quite some time, looking at the artwork going "Damn this style looks familiar." When I looked at your website and saw all the assorted adult artwork, I slapped myself and went "WEAKCUM!!!!!" >:-D~

Anyway... I like your cartoons. They're irreverent, funny, and the animation style rocks. Keep up the good work man.

Score: 7

"It's all right..."

submission: The HATTA's Rant

date: January 14, 2006

I think this is an okay cartoon all around, but you know what I miss? The old gag cartoons, like "Inner Demons" or "The Wallet."

I've skimmed a few of the reviews, and I just have to say one thing; this double standard bullshit has to stop. If Carlos Mencia or Bernie Mac were to say anything Illwillpress had the Hatta say in this cartoon, you people would be laughing your ass off. But no, because it comes from a white American male, you people automatically piss yourself and start playing the race card. For shame.

Score: 6

"S'all right."

submission: stream of consciousness

date: August 15, 2005

This is still better than 99% of the other bullshit that's been submitted today...

Score: 7

"That's pretty nifty."

submission: the NG Calculator

date: August 9, 2005

Pretty interesting flash you have there... I am worth $123.32. WOOT!!

You know what would be pretty interesting as far as a NG calculator goes? One that would figure out how long it would take you (seriously) to get to lvl 30 in experience points or therabout. Just something to consider.