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Proteas

Age/Gender: 24, Male
Location: Portland, Tennessee
Job: Part of The Machine

I'm probably gonna to burn for this // Ain't no lesson to learn from this // There's nothing I'ma earn // But it sure is fun.

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Sign-Up Date:
11/3/03

Level: 30
Aura: Dark

Rank: Police Sergeant
Blams: 1,086
Saves: 241
Rank #: 5,381

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 9,420 / 9,990
Exp. Rank #: 1,385
Voting Pow.: 7.12 votes

BBS Posts: 10,607 (4.76 per day)
Flash Reviews: 32
Music Reviews: 2
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

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32 Reviews | 9 w/ Responses

Score: 9
Miss Dynamite XIX

"I knew that name sounded familiar..."

submission: Miss Dynamite XIX
date: March 10, 2006

I've been watching your toons off and on for quite some time, looking at the artwork going "Damn this style looks familiar." When I looked at your website and saw all the assorted adult artwork, I slapped myself and went "WEAKCUM!!!!!" >:-D~

Anyway... I like your cartoons. They're irreverent, funny, and the animation style rocks. Keep up the good work man.

Author's Response:

Thanks!

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Score: 6
stream of consciousness

"S'all right."

date: August 15, 2005

This is still better than 99% of the other bullshit that's been submitted today...

Author's Response:

yeah, hate clock day. Bunch of tossers.

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Score: 1
The Epic Adventure

"????????"

submission: The Epic Adventure
date: June 5, 2005

What the hell is this, Some kind of pitiful excuse for a joke? It makes absolutly no freaking sense. The audio quality is crappy, the "animation" in the movie is pitiful, the overall file size for a flash this lacking in animation is REDICULOUS, and the razor blade at the end of the movie WAS FUCKING DULL!!!

How many awful flash maker's does it take to put out a minute and a half of pure shite? THREE MORE THAN NEEDED.

Author's Response:

more like

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Score: 0
NGs' Guide to the BBS!

"Atrocious"

date: March 15, 2005

The purpose of the Newgrounds Flash portal is to submit entertaining flash cartoons. This was neither a cartoon, nor entertaining, it's just an excercise to show off the fact that you know how to make a "forward" command in Flash.

The majority of the information you glossed over/condensed/weeded out to suit your views already exists in G-Bot's post on the BBS rules. I doubt anyone will actually go looking for this movie seeing as how G-Bot's post on forum conduct is nailed to the wall in every forum on this site. Just look for the thing that says "READ THIS FIRST. <---- This means you new people!"

Overall, I give this bandwidth wasting excuse of movie two thumbs down, and a fart.

Author's Response:

Farting is rude yo.

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Score: 7
For what I've become

"Pretty Good"

date: March 8, 2004

This is a very decent movie, as far as the animation goes. But I'm a little bit biased, being a Blind Gaurdian fan.

Author's Response:

Why were you biased?

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Score: 7
The Revenge

"Goed"

submission: The Revenge
date: February 6, 2004

Vrij fatsoenlijke movie, denk ik u het zou moeten beëindigen. Het herinnert me werkelijk hier aan de reeks van de Waanzin over NewGrounds.

Uw Engels is beter dan dat van sommige mensen die ik heb ontmoet.

U kunt vertellen ik bent Amerikaans, kunt u niet?

Author's Response:

Same in english or finnish?

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Score: 7
Noir Chaos

"Interesting"

submission: Noir Chaos
date: February 4, 2004

That was one of the better "Stick" movies I've seen so far, I think you should make more.

I know that was CKY in the background, but what was the song?

Author's Response:

It says at the end what the song is. Also, for those of you who don't know, I don't usually do sticks... I was just bored, but if people want me to, I'll do some sticks on the side of doing our real project! Bottled Water Productions' Demoniac! A new horror series coming up! Watch for it, no sticks. I promise -_^

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Score: 7
B00T CAMP 2

"o.k..........."

submission: B00T CAMP 2
date: November 14, 2003

That was different.

Hey eddie, the guy was doing pushups. He was not, as you called it "fucking the ground." Same motion, just working a different muscle.

Author's Response:

lol ya

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Score: 7
Megaman - ProjectX(demo)

"Cool"

date: November 3, 2003

The controls were a bit difficult for me to get used to, but this is a pretty good game.

Author's Response:

The controls can be reconfigured to suit your tastes, in the Options menu :)

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